Limited-Edition Dino Nuggets

Ian's Birthday Nuggets

One nugget for every year survived

Five dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets labeled Tyrannosaurus Rex, Stegosaurus, Brontosaurus, Pterodactyl, and Triceratops.

You have been personally summoned to witness a sacred rite: dino-shaped nugget consumption at unsafe quantities. Bring your favorite sauce, your strongest opinions, and an appetite.

Date: TODO
Time: TODO
Location: TODO

RSVP with your nugget count + sauce preference: you@example.com